A Joke Gone Wrong

So, an old friend of mine told me this joke a couple of nights ago. He shall remain anonymous because it’s kinda embarrassing…

Him: What’s the difference between a carp and a lawyer?
Us: What?
Him: One’s a scum-sucking bottom-dweller and the other’s a lawyer.

We laughed at him.

A lot.

He had no idea he told the joke wrong. It was pretty funny. Actually, I still laugh when I think about it. Yes – I’m laughing right now.

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Howdy. I'm Matt. My wife, Christy, and I have four kids and two dogs, I'm passionate about orphan care. I'm a die-hard fan of the Evansville Aces, the Indiana Hoosiers, and Star Wars. I'm trying to live life by the Todd family motto: "It behooves us to live!"
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