A Joke Gone Wrong
So, an old friend of mine told me this joke a couple of nights ago. He shall remain anonymous because it’s kinda embarrassing…
Him: What’s the difference between a carp and a lawyer?
Us: What?
Him: One’s a scum-sucking bottom-dweller and the other’s a lawyer.
We laughed at him.
A lot.
He had no idea he told the joke wrong. It was pretty funny. Actually, I still laugh when I think about it. Yes – I’m laughing right now.
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gotta love old men telling jokes… I’m laughing, too.
🙂
You should email this post to him and tell him he’s famous!
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I printed it out….. we all had dinner together, and this was passed around….
what a hoot!