Guest Post: Bald is Mostly Beautiful by @BGKahuna

Recently, Matt asked me to write a blog post for his site. Since I was on the treadmill, I figured what a great time to compose this post. Being my first guest blog post, I wasn’t sure what to write, so I asked Matt.

He told me that I could write a letter to his wife on why she should go bald. I am not sure if this is a good idea. Partly because I have absolutely no idea what her head looks like. Head shape is a big factor to consider. If you have a lumpy head or odd-shaped head, it does not work that well. Me, I have some deep fat lines uses and because I can’t hit them with a razor, they look like racing stripes. I like to tell people that I am a tiger bald.

Another factor to weigh is how much your wife likes her hair. If she likes it a lot, bald may not be her thing. On a plus note, to will spend a lot less money on hair products. My hair air product costs have been reduced dramatically. To almost zero.  If you do decide to join our club, please donate your hair to locks of love.

Another awesome factor is that people will see your bald wife and totally think she is hard-core. When people see me and my gnarley fu manchu, they either stop and stare because I’m hard-core or because I look funny. I am starting to think it is because I look funny.

Dude, I just re-read your Twitter DM. I thought you wanted me to write a post about your wife becoming a bald. You wanted me to write an open letter to her on why you should shave your head. You should totally do it. Although, you picked the wrong time of year to join the club. Going into winter is the worst time to do this. Let me tell you this, cold rain totally sucks. Also, if a situation gets rough, the big, bald guy is usually the one people look at to go over and look intimidating.

Good luck.

BgKahuna

Court Jester of All Social Media

**As I mentioned earlier, this week is pretty crazy with the move and garage sale right around the corner. So I’ve asked a few people to fill in for me while I’m preoccupied with other things.

Thanks, Kahuna, for writing this – I think!

I had originally planned on posting a picture of what Christy would look like bald. I decided that I don’t really like sleeping on the couch very much, so I’m going to post a picture of me with a  shaved head instead (courtesy of the good folks at Bic4Good). Maybe I need to re-think this whole thing…

Bald is beautiful. Thanks Bic4Good (http://www.bic4good.com)

If you’re interested in writing a guest post for me this week, feel free to shoot me a DM on the twitter machine.

– Matt

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Howdy. I'm Matt Todd. My wife and I have four kids and a dog,. I'm passionate about orphan care. I'm a die-hard fan of the Evansville Aces, the Indiana Hoosiers, and Star Wars. I'm trying to live life by the Todd family motto: "It behooves us to live!"

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