Drumroll Please…

I have just been notified that I have won a MAJOR AWARD!

Click here to read all about it.

“I’d like to thank the Academy…”

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Howdy. I'm Matt. My wife, Christy, and I have four kids and two dogs, I'm passionate about orphan care. I'm a die-hard fan of the Evansville Aces, the Indiana Hoosiers, and Star Wars. I'm trying to live life by the Todd family motto: "It behooves us to live!"
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  1. So, have you received it yet? Is it “FRAG-I-LE”… you know, “Italian”?

    perhaps a lamp with the stand made of a female leg in stockings (oh, sorry, “stocking”)? I can’t wait to see it in your front window.

    1. I’ll post a picture of this FRAG-I-LAY Major Award as soon as I can get a camera to work.

      Let’s just say there’s a “soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window”

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