Open mouth, insert foot

Aiden: Daddy, what do elves do?
Me: Well, elves aren’t really real. They’re just part of your imagination. They’re pretend.
Aiden: (pauses)Well, Santa’s an elf. Is he real?
Me: Uhhh…

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Howdy. I'm Matt. My wife, Christy, and I have four kids and two dogs, I'm passionate about orphan care. I'm a die-hard fan of the Evansville Aces, the Indiana Hoosiers, and Star Wars. I'm trying to live life by the Todd family motto: "It behooves us to live!"
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