Howdy. I'm Matt Todd. My wife and I have four kids and a dog,. I'm passionate about orphan care. I'm a die-hard fan of the Evansville Aces, the Indiana Hoosiers, and Star Wars. I'm trying to live life by the Todd family motto: "It behooves us to live!"

Mr. @CSIndy’s response to Mr. @BgKahuna’s rebuttal

Last week, I promised that I would allow more space for the Big Bald Blog Debate of 2012. Then AT&T went and pulled the plug on everything.

So here’s the response to the rebuttal to the reply to the….I think you get the idea…

Here’s the last post, in case you’ve lost track.

Thanks,, for the photo.

First of all, its CS_Indy. Not Mr.Indy. Please address me by my handle, not by some made up moniker. You are not the Master of Puppets.

Now, to address Mr. BgKahuna’s points. In his first paragraph he ADMITS to being a Hair. “.. I would like to say that yes, I am a Hair..” So right there he draws the line. He chooses a side. He shows his unloyalty to the Balds.

  1. His first talking point….shot down by his opening paragraph. He is not a committed bald. He admitted to being a Hair, there is no both in this situation.
  2. Yes the BgKahuna went bald for a great cause. He then chose to go back and forth on his stance on Hairs -vs- Balds. This resulted in an #OccupyROUNDPEG situation that brought innocent people into the middle of his own choices. He made it us versus them. Bald -vs- Hair. 
  3. As to whether or.not BgKahuna is a Flip-flopper…..does he, or does he not go back and forth between being a Bald, and being a Hair? Yes, yes he does. There is no excuse. Especially his laziness one. It’s hair…shave it off. You have time to style your “wicked fu-man-chu” but not time to smooth the scalp? Whatever…  Make it happen.

And in closing…your head is in no way bigger than mine. Point in case… I have my own running #YourHeadIsSoBig joke thanks to @Da_Rhettster and @Fatheadz. Do you? No. No you don’t. We have discovered, through the power of social media, that your head is not that big.

Thanks for your time and understanding.

Live Bald and Prosper.

Guest Post: Bald is Always Beautiful by @CS_Indy

I would like to thank Matt for the opportunity to be a guest poster on his blog this week. He has already had the BgKahuna, who bumbled the message and possibly made it so poor Matt had to not only move his couch, but also sleep on it. There’s a reason why I’m the Head Clown in the Kahuna Circus. Someone has to keep things under control.

I would like to say that BgKahuna is a flip-flopper. He’s not a committed bald.

Is BgKahuna a flip-flopper?
November, 2001 Is that hair I see?

That’s right. He grows his hair out often. And when he does, he mocks  us bald loyalists with statements about how he feels more “powerful” more “successful” and even implying he makes more money by simply having hair! The nerve.

As a bald loyalist, I have consistently not had *hair* for 10 years. No flip-flopping. I’m bald every day. Bald, proud, and beautiful.

With all that out of the way, I think Matt should go ahead and try the bald lifestyle. What’s the worst that could happen? You could have a perfect smooth Captain Kirk-esque melon. Or you could have a 3D map of the moon on your noggin, or a pack of hot dogs on the back of your skull (guilty) but it doesn’t matter.

Either way, rock it and enjoy the benefits.  Quicker bad hair days …no need to worry about hat hair…plus, the feel of a cool pillow on your fresh shaved head is unmatchable. Don’t worry about the cold air. It’s just a free jolt in the morning. Better than caffeine even.

Don’t be afraid. It grows back if you can’t handle the awesomeness that is the bald lifestyle. And we wont even mock you for going back…unlike someone else.


**Uh oh. It seems we’ve sparked a little bit of a controversy on Life in the Fishbowl. Thanks for bringing this important information to light, CS Indy! This is quite the  exposé you’ve written.

Is BgKahuna a flip-flopper? What say you? 

– Matt**

Guest Post: Bald is Mostly Beautiful by @BGKahuna

Recently, Matt asked me to write a blog post for his site. Since I was on the treadmill, I figured what a great time to compose this post. Being my first guest blog post, I wasn’t sure what to write, so I asked Matt.

He told me that I could write a letter to his wife on why she should go bald. I am not sure if this is a good idea. Partly because I have absolutely no idea what her head looks like. Head shape is a big factor to consider. If you have a lumpy head or odd-shaped head, it does not work that well. Me, I have some deep fat lines uses and because I can’t hit them with a razor, they look like racing stripes. I like to tell people that I am a tiger bald.

Another factor to weigh is how much your wife likes her hair. If she likes it a lot, bald may not be her thing. On a plus note, to will spend a lot less money on hair products. My hair air product costs have been reduced dramatically. To almost zero.  If you do decide to join our club, please donate your hair to locks of love.

Another awesome factor is that people will see your bald wife and totally think she is hard-core. When people see me and my gnarley fu manchu, they either stop and stare because I’m hard-core or because I look funny. I am starting to think it is because I look funny.

Dude, I just re-read your Twitter DM. I thought you wanted me to write a post about your wife becoming a bald. You wanted me to write an open letter to her on why you should shave your head. You should totally do it. Although, you picked the wrong time of year to join the club. Going into winter is the worst time to do this. Let me tell you this, cold rain totally sucks. Also, if a situation gets rough, the big, bald guy is usually the one people look at to go over and look intimidating.

Good luck.


Court Jester of All Social Media

**As I mentioned earlier, this week is pretty crazy with the move and garage sale right around the corner. So I’ve asked a few people to fill in for me while I’m preoccupied with other things.

Thanks, Kahuna, for writing this – I think!

I had originally planned on posting a picture of what Christy would look like bald. I decided that I don’t really like sleeping on the couch very much, so I’m going to post a picture of me with a  shaved head instead (courtesy of the good folks at Bic4Good). Maybe I need to re-think this whole thing…

Bald is beautiful. Thanks Bic4Good (

If you’re interested in writing a guest post for me this week, feel free to shoot me a DM on the twitter machine.

– Matt