This is everything I can tell you about Stevie Shoot a Three Pointer

Stevie Shoot a Three Pointer

Back in 1987, as the Hoosiers were poised to make their national championship run, Evansville’s own 96 STO aired a song recorded by Furry Head and the Favorites called Stevie Shoot a Three Pointer. I only heard it a few times on the radio, but I never forgot it. And ever since I wrote about this song some eight years ago, I’ve been on a mission to find a digital copy of this song online.

I haven’t been able to find one.

I did find a copy once. But it disappeared soon after that. Even the Wayback Machine couldn’t help. So my mission has resumed. I know a lot of people have stumbled upon my blog, looking for Stevie Shoot a Three Pointer. And I don’t blame them. Because it’s probably the best parody song ever. I don’t want to disappoint anyone. So I’m on my mission again.

I’ve even emailed and tweeted the fine folks at 96 STO to see if they can be any help.

No luck so far.

I know this song is a memorable one for anyone who lived in or around the state of Indiana during the Hoosiers’ 1987 tournament run. It was a big deal. Even caused a little bit of controversy. The NCAA said they couldn’t use players’ names. If they did use players’ names, they would have to rule those players ineligible for the national championship game, because a commercial enterprise using a player’s name would negatively influence their amateur status.

Indiana's banners hanging at Assembly Hall

The station had the greatest response ever. “OK,” they said, “If you’re going to make players ineligible because we’re using their names, we’re going to make a song about each and every Syracuse player.”

I guess the NCAA backed off because the song kept playing on the airwaves.

I’m sure you found this page because you are looking for a recording of Stevie Shoot a Three Pointer. I’m sorry you won’t find it here. Yet. Maybe together we can track it down and make the world a much better place?

If you have any leads, please contact me.

In the meantime, here are the lyrics to Stevie, Shoot a Three Pointer (as best as I can tell):

Sung to the tune of The Letter 
(click here if you need to hear the original)

Get me a ticket for an aeroplane.
Got to see the Hoosiers win another game.
The other guys will lose
Scorin’ two by twos.
Stevie, shoot a three pointer

What do you mean his foot was on the line?

I don’t care what other teams you’ve got to play.
You’re gonna stomp on them, anyway.
Come on, Bobby Knight,
Throw some chairs tonight.
And Stevie, shoot a three pointer.

Hey are you a referee or a zebra?

Stevie shoot a three pointer
It’s so easy, you know
You can do it all day.

Shoot from 20 and you score.
Next year, make it 24.
That’s NBA
Good luck in the draft.
Anyway…

I don’t care how much money I got to spend.
Got to be there to see those Hoosiers win.
Getting extra score
From that sign upon the floor
Stevie, shoot a three pointer.

What? Forty five seconds? Hey, ref! When was the last time your offense lasted 45 seconds?

Anyway…

I don’t care how much money I got to spend.
Can’t stand to look at Dick Enberg again.
If you snooze you lose.
Don’t score two by twos.
Stevie, shoot a three pointer.

Lose the ball? Hey, ref! Lose this!

Stevie, shoot a three pointer
Everyone in the joint here
Is screaming “S A!”
Those are your initials, man

Steve, these seats have lots of luck
I just spent 300 bucks.
That’s a week’s pay!
Wait till my wife finds out

Anyway…

I don’t care how much money I’ve got to spend,
Can’t stand to look at Dick Enberg again.
If you snooze you lose.
Don’t score two by twos.
Stevie, shoot a three pointer.

Go, Stevie, shoot a three pointer.

 

Bob Knight & Assembly Hall

Assembly Hall
Assembly Hall

I don’t know if he’s still doing it, but for a very long time, Dick Vitale was relentlessly calling for IU to rename Assembly Hall to Robert Montgomery Knight Assembly Hall. Nevermind the fact that the school usually doesn’t name facilities after someone until after that person has died. And although Knight has retired from coaching, he’s far from dead.

Knight brought three of these five banners to Bloomington
Knight brought three of these five banners to Bloomington

I think there was also a time that Vitale lobbied for the court to be named after Knight, similar to Coach K Court at Cameron Indoor. But the court has already been named after Branch McCracken.

Strike two.

The thing is, Knight already has a lasting legacy at Assembly Hall. And I’m not talking about the three NCAA Championship banners that hang from the rafters there.

Here’s a hint:

If I remember correctly, Tom Crean even tried to pick up a chair this season during one of the games where the officiating was especially terrible.

He couldn’t.

Why? Because of Knight’s lasting legacy at Assembly Hall.

If you look closely at the chairs, you’ll notice that they are essentially tied together and bolted to the floor.

Why don’t they just name it the Robert Montgomery Knight Team Bench? Maybe Mr. Vitale could start lobbying for this name-change. It would be a fitting tribute, don’t you think?

And I’m only half-joking.

I tried to get a close-up of the chain running through the chairs on the floor.
I tried to get a close-up of the ‘chain’ running through the chairs on the floor.

On a somewhat related note, does anyone remember a song that was played on the radio during IU’s 1987 tournament run that had the line, “Come on, Bobby Knight, throw some chairs tonight. And Stevie, shoot a three-pointer!”? I’ve looked all over for a recording of that.

Thanks, Coach

I could share all of the memorable quotes from this very colorful figure, and maybe I’ll do that someday. But for now, in recognition of Coach Knight’s retirement (which is effective immediately), I figured it’s appropriate to post this video. Be sure to watch that beautiful shot at the end of the video.

Now that he’s not with Tech anymore, I wonder how long before some short-sighted IU fan who hasn’t been able to turn the page the last 8 years will start making noise about how he should replace Sampson. Even if that would be a good thing, it ain’t gonna happen!! It’s time for some people to let it go. And I’m sure the number of Texas Tech fans in Indiana will drop off (and that’s a good thing, in my opinion).

Love him or hate him, Coach Knight has definitely received very strong reaction over the years. With all of that being said, he was one heck of a coach in his prime and he deserves credit for that. I’m sure it was time for him to step down, but college basketball is certainly losing one of its most memorable and colorful figures.

Greatest game ever?

IU plays Kentucky tomorrow. In the spirit of the rivalry, I present another video. This one’s of the last time Duke got beat on Kentucky’s floor. Notice all of the red.

Some people call this the greatest game ever. When stacked up against IU’s 1984 win against Carolina and one Michael Jordan, the 1987 championship game with ‘The Shot,’ and IU’s ‘upset’ win against UCLA to go to the Final Four in ’92, it’s tough to say that it’s the best IU game in my own lifetime. That being said, it’s definitely in my top five. The fact that it was at Rupp makes it all the more sweet.

Enjoy…

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Indians Game Pictures – FINALLY!

As promised several weeks ago, here are more pictures from the Indians game earlier this month. It only took me 30 seconds to upload all of them, compared with the 15 minutes it used to take to upload each picture. What does that mean? That’s right – dialup is no more. We’ve finally caught up with the 21st century. This also means we have a new phone number. If you don’t have it and want it, shoot me an email.

Now, without further delay – I present…pictures!!

After the game, they allowed fans on the field to watch the fireworks. Unfortunately, they shot them from a different location this time and most people couldn’t see the fireworks from the field. We eventually found a spot that was only semi-obstructed. In spite of our limited view, the show was impressive. I especially liked the Colts tribute section where they shot off blue and white fireworks. I think they even created a horseshoe. And they played all the songs they could think of that had the word ‘blue’ in it (i.e. Blue Suede Shoes, Blue, and the other Blue, etc.).  Since it was an anniversary of the Sky Concert (25th?), they presented it as a ‘retrospective.’  That means they also honored the Hoosiers basketball national championship teams and shot off red and white fireworks.  No such honor for Purdue though.  Wonder why.  Oh – that’s right.  No men’s national championship banners to block your view at Mackey Arena.

But I digress. 

 

Thank you, Mr. Eifler!

Tonight is Larry Eifler’s final performance as a teacher in the EVSC. It will be a very special This is Our Story.

Mr. Eifler taught me how to play trumpet. I know I wasn’t very good, but he had the patience necessary to teach me the fundamentals. I remember there were three of us in the brass section. Chris Cooke played trombone. Sean Bennett played baritone. I played the trumpet. During the Final Four that year, we each took a team to root for in a “friendly little bet.” Don’t worry – no money changed hands. I don’t even think the winner got a handshake. I think Chris took Indiana right off the bat. I got stuck with Providence. What a strange memory to have of elementary school instrumental music.

I was sad to read that the Tonette Band isn’t around anymore. That was always the highlight of This is Our Story. When I performed with the honors band my senior year, it was really cool to see the foruth graders do their thing. I know budget cuts were necessary, but it seems like that was a tradition that should not have died.

Thank you, Mr. Eifler, for the difference you have made in so many children’s lives!

(Thanks for the “heads up,” mrszeus)

Downhill from here?

Looking at the mindset of this year’s incoming freshman class, I have realized two things that make me feel very old…

This year’s freshmen never saw the Challenger fly (#54).

All of the mainstream press is making a big deal about this class having grown up with Starbucks. That’s not the big shocker to me. What bugs me isn’t even on the list…

This year’s incoming class was born the same year IU won its last national championship (1987)! They don’t remember IU as a national champion. I remember watching Keith Smart nail the game-winner like it was yesterday. OK, not quite that vividly, but I do remember watching the game and my dad calling up everyone he knew so he could borrow as much IU paraphernalia as possible to wear to work the next morning. I can’t say I blame him. He did work in Kentucky, after all. Believe me, I know what being in Kentucky can do to an IU fan!

Aaah…the glory of old IU (anyone catch the reference?)…

In some ways, it seems like yesterday that the Hoosiers were a dominant force in men’s basketball. In other ways, it seems like a very, very long time ago.

Which IU team’s “winning tradition” really needs restoration?

If this makes me feel old, does this mean I’ll keep feeling older and older every time one of these lists comes out? Is it really downhill from here? I’m not even thirty yet!!

Staying Put…(You heard it here 3rd)

This just in…

IU is keeping Mike Davis is keeping his job as coach of the Hoosiers. Now Steve Alford, Tulane, Tennessee, Bruce Pearl, and anyone else mentioned in the perpetual rumor mill that is IU fandom this season can get back to their lives as usual. The Indianapolis Star reports the Athletic Department intends to release an official statement this afternoon.

I think he deserves another chance. He has a good core, and there really was some gelling as a team (if you don’t count the Big Ten tournament). Sounds like a season on the brink, though.

hmmmm…

I wonder where I’ve heard that before?

It was about 20 years ago, wasn’t it?

And who went on to win the National Championship?

I can’t remember…