Aiden: Ow. My cheek feels like it has a pit bull on it.
Me: A what?
Aiden: A pit bull.
Me: What’s a pit bull doing on your face?
Aiden: (Giving me one of those looks like I really should know what he’s talking about.) You know, one of those bumps on your skin.
Me: Oh. A pimple?
Aiden: Yeah. A pit bull.