Don’t Tell Dr. Rollston…

I did it.

And I felt a little guilty about it. In fact, when I bought it, I felt like the kids you see in those coming-of-age movies where he’s trying to buy beer or a dirty magazine for the first time. He’s really not trying to call attention to himself, but all of his actions are doing nothing but drawing attention.

I did it two days ago and I still feel dirty.

Yes, I finally bought a copy of Biblical Archeology Review. After sitting through class after class of Dr. Rollston reminding us that the publication is more about sensationalism than hard scholarship, I finally gave in to the temptation and bought the magazine.

I feel so ashamed.

Don’t tell Dr. Rollston, though. He might march over to the Registrar’s office and have my ‘A’ in OTI ‘posthumously’ changed to a ‘D’ – and we wouldn’t want that, now. Would we?

Some guys say they buy those girlie magazines because they like reading the articles. Maybe I could get away with saying that I bought this magazine for the pretty pictures?

Oh – and for the record – he’s right. It is pretty sensationalist.

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Howdy. I'm Matt. My wife, Christy, and I have four kids and two dogs, I'm passionate about orphan care. I'm a die-hard fan of the Evansville Aces, the Indiana Hoosiers, and Star Wars. I'm trying to live life by the Todd family motto: "It behooves us to live!"
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