It’s the End of the World as we Know It (?)

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You probably laughed at my insistence in a previous post about smelling a cover-up.

After Thursday, I think you’ll agree with me. And I think I’ve figured out what the military is up to.

First, the UFOs are going to make the moon disappear, just like Columbus did. And then the UFO invasion begins.

That’s the real reason the military is launching a missile into space on Thursday. The satellite is just a smokescreen. They want to blow up the UFOs before they get here. Maybe they’re gonna release some pathogenic bacteria in the upper reaches of the atmosphere. It worked for War of the Worlds, didn’t it?

We should be OK. Just so long as they don’t plan on making our moon disappear with their own ‘small moon.’ Then we’d really be in trouble.

It’s all coming together now, isn’t it? It was almost too easy. I’d better get some sleep before I figure out who really shot J.R. or if Roger Clemens really took steroids. I don’t know if the world could handle all of those revelations in one sitting.

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Matt Todd

Howdy. I'm Matt. My wife, Christy, and I have four kids and two dogs, I'm passionate about orphan care. I'm a die-hard fan of the Evansville Aces, the Indiana Hoosiers, and Star Wars. I'm trying to live life by the Todd family motto: "It behooves us to live!"
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