I feel much safer now…

The Knoxville News-Sentinel reports that SWAT teams, helicopters and dozens of state troopers were used to raid an illegal cockfighting operation in Cocke County. According to the Humane Society of the United States, who somehow was allowed to participate in the raid, the FBI, the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation, the Tennessee Highway Patrol, and the U.S. Department of Agriculture took part in the activities against these criminals in Cocke County, Tennessee.

In a sad turn of events, the roosters’ newfound freedom was short-lived. They were gassed since no one would claim them. I’m sure they would have enjoyed living on a free-range farm. Why didn’t the Humane Society step up and give these chickens their hearts’ desier? Oh, that’s right…they were busy slaughtering the bird-brains.

What’s that I smell? Is it hypocrisy?

Nah…

Good thing my tax dollars were put to such good use. I’ve been waking up at night in cold sweats, worrying about the threat posed to our country by the illegal cockfighting rings. They’re much more dangerous than the extremists who want to turn our country into rubble. I feel so much safer.

Speaking of feeling safer…

Glad my family doesn’t live in California. The “Smooth Criminal” (his words, not mine) was set free today. Did he do it? It doesn’t really matter to me. Has he done it before? Hey – if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck and reads stories with hot chocolate like a duck while tucking in little boys, there might be some hint of it possibly being a duck.

If he didn’t do it, he needs to be convicted of stupidity. Only someone that was completely idiotic would sleep in a bed with boys after having been accused once of sexual misconduct. He was only setting himself up for another accusation. Keep the kids out of your room, Jacko! Of course, his acquittal means he’ll just keep on doing what he thinks is OK, since he’ll obviously get away with it again.

If he did do it…well…there is a gross miscarriage of justice going on.

“This just in…Saddam Hussein would like to have his trial moved to Santa Maria, California.” Quoth Dave Letterman. He’s too funny!

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Howdy. I'm Matt. My wife, Christy, and I have four kids and two dogs, I'm passionate about orphan care. I'm a die-hard fan of the Evansville Aces, the Indiana Hoosiers, and Star Wars. I'm trying to live life by the Todd family motto: "It behooves us to live!"
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